Snippets and Soundbites: Your Turn!

We're taking a little break from the weekly grind of writing Snippets and Soundbites this week. (Hopefully, you'll get your fill on page of 38 of the July—and every—issue of ec. And we'll be back next week!)

So we thought it would be a nice change of pace to hear the funniest stories you ran across this week. So leave your "weird news" in the comments section. And if we don't get any comments, we'll just be sad. . .